Spykee

This fucker again.

I would also take large amounts of combination drugs if I had to visit the orange chicken.

I’m on a holiday camping road trip.
Just sat on a public unisex toilet.
Some super hot milf used it before me.
The whole toilet still smells of her wonderful perfume/deo/lotion.
Toilet seat still warm.
That’s BodyContact-101, bitches!
My first time with a hot milf while on a holiday.
So long virgins!

Edit: PostNut Euphoria.

Yo Sir!
I’m a writer, I am not from the first world.
Yes, we exist.
…and so does the writer’s block for us poor fellows too.
#PoorWritersGetWritersBlockToo

Wanna be friends?

Damn!
Carjacking affecting more people every passing day.

YES!!!
I can finally take Stella on a date.
Yeah for science!

No can do, boss.
Johnson dangles a lot and coils in the bowl.
I gotta plop it over my shoulder to keep my hands free.
Dont even ask about the times it’s in the mood. I look like a tree hugger holding it with my hands, otherwise it slams the floor with a loud thud.
Designated peeing whitewear is a necessity for me.

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“You cannot have a cake and eat it too?”
Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
It’s like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.

FINALLY, FUCKING!

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Source : Drawception. Creator - Shifshapeter

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Edit- Source: Drawtism.

Correct headline -
Brian Carr, Trump kiss-ass, replaced the american flag with his sugar-daddy’s tribute on his chest.

I love your boobs too, bro!

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I said what I said.

Size doesn’t matter.
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All boobs are beautiful.

Why the fuck you think I give fuck about those shitty cunts?

I support this narrative.
Not because it is logical, BUT BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING RIGHT!
GET IT, CHARLOTTE?
I DON’T HAVE EYES ON MY CAR’S TAIL-LIGHT TO SEE YOU WERE COMING TOWARDS ME.